Meet Your New American Idol Team

Fox and 19 Entertainment released their 'Dream Team' line-up of judges for the 2011 season of American Idol. After weeks of speculation they (Fox and co.) have emerged with Randy Jackson, Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler, and Jennifer "Jenny from the block" Lopez.

Many have already expressed substantial disappointment with the lack of qualified selections - depending upon whom you ask what the word "Qualified" implies...

After all, Randy Jackson has been known throughout the music industry for _______, Steven Tyler has been fronting Aerosmith for 5,000 years and Jennifer Lopez (Not known for friendly) has not had a hit in 10 years...Yeah, we are still just a little cantankerous about Paula not being re-signed.

Further, it was suggested (By me, of course) that Randy should have been relieved of duty, however besides Ryan Seacrest, may be a friendly familiar 'Dawg'. Having said, it is hopeful that Randy has more to contribute other than precursory feedback.

Salaries for the group have been a reported $8 million for Randy, $11 million for Jennifer Lopez and $15 million for Ryan Seacrest (Most likely due to cross promotion on E!, radio show, et al).

Meanwhile, I would like to remain positive about the future of the show, but am finding it difficult to exude enthusiasm. Many have also said that American Idol should have finished it's run with a little grace and dignity (No such luck). Prepare the shark to be jumped in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Bye Bye Ellen

Last week it was announced that Ellen DeGeneres would be leaving the beleagured “American Idol.”

As of late, rumors circulating that the network was looking to shake-up the Idol format and that they may even re-vamp all of the current judges and bring back original producer, Nigel Lythgoe - All mere speculation.

DeGeneres released a statement today regarding what she claims was her decision. “A couple months ago, I let Fox and the ‘American Idol’ producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me,” DeGeneres told the press. We tend to agree - but, the good news is that we have new found respect for DeGeneres for a great effort, despite the critics.

Really, we think Ellen would have been better suited as judge on "So You Think You Can Dance". Just sayin'...

(Photo/Courtesy of Fox Broadcasting, News Corp.)

Your New American Idol

Official Update: Lee Dewyze (dee-wise) Wins The Title of American Idol On The Show's 9th Season.

Congratulations to Lee D. (Although, we were really hoping for Crystal B.), we can accept the fact that the public chose Lee.

Really, Crystal had a very unique style and identifiable sound. Having said, we barely remember anything about Lee's performances (Except something about Hallelujah - song chosen by Simon).

Funny thing about American Idol is that not only have more recent season winners been male and according to @LyndseyParker of Yahoo!, Lee had to win because there is a good ol' boys club transpiring at AI. Possibly true.

We noticed that something else is also transpiring: Homogenization. Meaning, all of the recent winners are more or less the same variation of a version and have miraculously overcome the much more popular, and compelling adversaries. For example, last season's Kris Allen vs. Adam Lambert. Adam was far more individual, visually interesting, and entertaining, as exhibited through his undeniable on stage presence. Kris was barely memorable, nor particularly likable.

The American Formula
We would like to believe that unlike the Miss USA Pageant, in which Donald Trump chooses the winner (Allegedly), that Simon Cowell and Simon Fuller do not choose the winner of American Idol, based whom they feel would have a broader appeal for Sony's A&R, and truly determined by the vote of the people (Despite reported voting discrepancies).

In an industry where individuality is desperately needed (Thank you, Lady Gaga), it is rather dubious that all strangely appears to remain the same.

Ah, but perhaps there is another 'undertow' at work. I submit for your review this conclusion: In past season's of AI, the runner up has always managed to become successful - strangely more than the actual winner...It is possible this could be a pre-determined consequence. Although there was a clear winner announced on the show, the public will ultimately buy the records of the runner up contestant. Ha, we indeed have the REAL winner!

Anyway, best wishes Lee. Crystal, we are looking forward to your album! (Photo/Courtesy of Fox/News Corp.)

Lady Gaga Denied Final Minute!

Lady Gaga recently roiled over edited American Idol appearance

A few weeks prior, Lady Gaga (Guhguh as Larry King calls her...I say, Googoo) appeared on the hit show American Idol for 'live' performance in front of the studio audience. Well, apparently, Ms. GaGa felt the footage was too 'Edited' using the terms "Fox Poorly + Amateurly (Not an actual word) edited + cut her performance..."

First, EVERYTHING on television is edited. The reasons for such are rather obvious: The Clock.

Second, I am wondering if Ms. Gg actually viewed the performance as a number have commented that the performance was A) Too long and B) Too boring. Really, Ms. Gg should be pleased that the performance was cut short and edited well within the time constraints - the point of her performance was illustrated and the promotion/commotion should generate plenty 'o ticket sales for the real, LIVE concert. (Photo/ AP)

American Ellen On The Job

Well, someone had a busy week. Comedian, daytime talker Ellen DeGeneres had her big debut as the 4th judge on Fox's American Idol this week, to the tune of just under 30 Million viewers. Well, I am not a great fan (Not the same w/o Paula), but the reviews were overall positive and I was pleasantly surprised with the flow and continuity during the show.

Moreover, casting Ellen could be considered moderate typecasting - Ellen is merely a "Nice" judge replacing a former "Nice" judge - not much of a stretch. Meanwhile, Simon continues to have all the fun being the "Mean" judge. My point, I propose rather than have a balanced equation of replacing like with like, mix it up a bit and have several "Mean" judges to make the show really interesting...Ha, now that would be high entertainment value (-?). A Record number of viewers would tune-in and contestants would line-up for months to audition... (Photo/Courtesy 20th Century Fox)

Pants What?

Not really American Idol contestant Larry Platt may be lucky to have performed what is now considered a possible re-imagining of a 1996 tune, has recently 'lawyered up' to capitalize on his one hit wonder success. After all, 'General' Platt should be compensated for his creative spin (-?).

Well, this was a great publicity stunt that was intended to become a Viral Video to generate publicity for the show...It worked with near flawless precision.

Bye Bye Simon

Someone who is not Paula, has now confirmed they are indeed leaving their hit show, American Idol after this current 2010 season. Last month, Simon Cowell’s brother allegedly 'spilled the beans' when he said Cowell will leave “the show after the 2010 season.

First Oprah now this news? Well, Simon had mentioned his clandestine intention about 3 or 4 years prior. Note to Simon: I am convinced that you definitely had the wrong Randy Jackson, that Simon Fuller was crazy for letting Paula go (I blame the other Simon), and completely inspired by your act of turning down the $100 Million dollar contract that Fox has offered to keep you on Idol - After all of the mentioned, this is probably your best idea yet...

I have a few ideas for your replacement (Suggested replacements do not include Piers Morgan, Sharon Osborne, Nigel Lythgoe, Ricky Gervais, Eddie Izzard, Russell Brand or any other fellow Brit). (Photo/Dan Steinberg)

Out With The Old In WithThe Fall...

Greetings Friends!

We are about to start another GREAT week and I am just wrapping up an extensive vacation. It has been a remarkable time and I have a new business venture underway as we speak. For you see, this is what happens when I take vacation, I return with even bigger and more outlandish ideas - can't wait to tell you more - stay tuned!

Thank you for your thousands of emails (Literally). Although I am unable to personally read and respond, I am thinking of one email in particular that read, "...Can I (As in me) please hurry up and get back from vacation because my comments are despiratly (The writer misspelled desperately) needed!" - touching. As my friend in Hawaii would say, "I Get Tons!".

Anyway, there have been a number of outlandish events that have recently transpired and without further delay, let's launch right into the recap.

Today's Blog is in the popularly requested format: Statement of fact followed by my thoughtful commentary, now let's have one last go around as summer is now officially over (Ordered from most important to least important):

1. Jay.

NBC has announced the official debut this week of the Jay Leno Show.

My Comment: My appreciation for Jay has grown considerably since his absence over the past few months.Really, having Jay in the 9'o hour is a new idea and largely untested concept for NBC. Will variety comedy shows work in Prime Time?

You may recall my idea for this concept about two years prior. However, my pitch was similar but with Rosie O'Donnell as the host of the Tonight Show - NBC attempted the idea with Rosie as host of a variety show, but it did not work from a numbers standpoint. My idea was to have Rosie as Talk Show host, not variety show host - I am inclined to believe that was a reason of failure. Furthermore, there were also a number of other reasons. The Networks never listen to my advice, Oprah.

This will be a great experiment, but more importantly, will the advertisers be likely to receive delivery of consistent viewers, less than 50 years in age? For this, remains to be seen.

2. Ellen.

Last week, producers of American Idol (FOX) announced Ellen Degeneres as the 4th judge to replace Paula Abdul.

My Comment: First, there is no replacing Paula. Quite frankly, I have posted comments all over the Web - and I still say bring Paula Abdul back. Enough with the negotiations - get her in the door. Of course, Paula may eventually appear on rival show: So You Think You Can Dance, which would be just as well, after her Diva show on Vh1.

Regarding the choice of Ellen Degeneres, I am not thrilled around this decision to say the least. Let's see, I liked Ellen as a stand-up comedian when she performed in front of the student body at University of Oregon (This being prior to her TV Show Ellen- Not to be confused with the current Talk Show version also called Ellen, but the comedy series of the late 90's).

Second, I thought she was hilarious in the movie "Mr. Wrong". However, I believe that my lack of preference began to happen somewhere around the bad dancing and the incident with the dog and her very public on-air blubbering...It was an accelerated pace downhill from that point.

3. Melrose Place.

Last week was the official debut of the returning hit of the 90's Melrose Place on The CW Network.

My Comment: As you may know, MP was my absolute favorite show of the 90's. You may recall the "Melrose Mondays"parties that I used to have at my apartment while in college. Ah, good times...Let the revival begin!

Well, do not be disappointed, but I still have not yet viewed the first episode. My TIVO is full of programs and I will surely spend the entire weekend pouring through everything that may have been missed. While my significant other (My gorgeous man) is busy watching NFL football, I will be in the next room viewing Melrose Place.

--In Other CW News--

America's Next Top Model and Vampire Diaries (Twilight movie inspired serial), also debuted this past week for the fall line-up.

Really, where was CW when I was a 15 year old teenager?!

Happy viewing...

Your Reality TV Emmy Nominees...

Friends!

Well, here we are in another great week...Hope all is well. On this side, business is robust and I could not be happier (Ah, let me rephrase this comment, on the subject of more profits, I am always in a good mood).

Speaking of, I bring even more good news. We have received the latest group of Emmy Nominations, so without further delay, let us get right down to business.

Here is what we have that pertains to our favorite subject of Reality TV...

Twenty-two reality television shows received a total of 63 nominations in last week's announcement of the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards nominees -- with the number of shows and amount of total nominations both representing the genre's highest figures ever.

Leading the 2008-2009 reality TV Emmy Awards nomination field for the third consecutive year is Dancing with the Stars (ABC), which received 10 nominations from the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences -- besting the eight it had received each of the last two years.

In addition, Dancing with the Stars (10 nominations) represents the most ever for a reality series in a single year and the show was able to claim two Emmy Awards last year after it had previously been shut out in 2006-2007. The series had received six nominations in its first season in 2005-2006 and won a total of exactly two, to be precise.

American Idol (Fox) received eight nominations, tying its previous record in 2005-2006 and placing it second behind only Dancing with the Stars. AI has claimed one Emmy Award in each of the last two years after it had previously been shut out during its first four years of eligibility, despite receiving 22 nominations.

The Amazing Race (CBS) quite possibly the most successful reality show at the Emmys with 11 statues -- received seven nominations, placing it behind only Dancing with the Stars and American Idol. The seven nominations represent the highest total ever for The Amazing Race, which had been nominated for six Emmys last year and five Emmys in each of the previous three years.

Moreover, The Amazing Race was once again nominated in the Outstanding Reality-Competition Program category, which it has won every year since the Academy first created the category six years ago.

The host of the show, Phil Keoghan, was recognized by receiving a nod in the Outstanding Host For A Reality Or Reality-Competition Program category.

Keoghan will be competing in a six-nomination field that also includes a shared nomination for Top Chef (Bravo) host Padma Lakshmi and "co-host" and top judge, Tom Colicchio.

The remaining competitors also within the category, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, Project Runway host Heidi Klum 'Seal', Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron, and Survivor host Jeff 'Dimples' Probst -- all of whom were included in the category's inaugural set of nominees last year and the group of hosts that cannot ad-lib in front of a live audience, if you may recall (Minus Howie Mandel).

Bravo's Top Chef and So You Think You Can Dance (ABC) each received their highest total of nominations ever with a total of 5 nominations (Both in their fourth year of eligibility and won one award each last year).

Other nominees included: Kathy Griffin's My Life On The D-List (Bravo), Dirty Jobs and Deadliest Catch (Discovery) - Hi Tom B!, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations (Travel Channel), MythBusters and Dog Whisperer (National Geographic), Intervention (A&E), and The American Life (Showtime).

How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris, who was nominated as an outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series, will serve as your host.

The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards airs September 20th, on CBS.

Your TV Rundown...Just The Highlights Please

Aloha Fellow TV Watching Citizens!

I am in a good mood (Yet again)...We are ending yet another Great week here in tinsel town (Never a moment).

Quick update on this side, we have wrapped up the MTV gig, I am already working on a new venture for you (More on this later), my regional ProCo is formulating a new agreement with another major cable television provider, and much more.

Having said, I am largely a "Personality", but also happen to own a media company which is really an endless set of topics within itself - we may need to establish Blogs for each of my adventures in business (Too much to write about within this fun escape!).

Ah - enough talk of business, let us focus on our more entertaining subject of television!

Here we go...

1. Britian's Got Second Place Susan
Street dancers Diversity were the surprise winners of television contest "Britain's Got Talent" on Saturday, beating favorite Susan Boyle who became an Internet phenomenon and global celebrity after appearing on the show.

The troupe, which includes three sets of brothers and comes from southeast England, won 100,000 pounds ($160,000) and the right to take the stage at the Royal Variety Performance in front of the Queen.

My Comments: First, it's rather amusing how my fellow Brits still have a "King & Queen" - for it is only the 21st (I know a bit of a disappointment on this side; can we please advance?!).

Anyway returning to the point...After a number of messages about Susan Boyle (Thank you), the issue may have been one of over exposure. Think about it, Susan Boyle mania was everywhere Celeb News sites, TV, Web, Radio and you must admit that you have seen the footage, repeatedly heard the singing, "I Dreamed A Dream".

It is rather concerning that all of the pressure may have had a detrimental affect on Susan Boyle who is now allegedly recuperating in a mental facility.

Whether a pre-existing mental condition existed remains in question, however British commission is now requesting an investigation of the treatment of the contestants and the Producers of Britain's Got Talent - claiming that greater care for contestants, including their lives should be taken by show Producers. The notion is beyond preposterous (Babysitter Wanted, must be good with former Reality TV personalities) and we will surely continue this discussion within later blogs. Anyway, get well soon, Susan.

2. Jay Leno bids farewell to "Tonight Show"
Jay Leno bid farewell to "The Tonight Show" last Friday, ending his 17-year run as host with a finale that stayed true to the style that made him the top-rated performer on U.S. late-night television. The main difference was a long ovation that Leno struggled to quiet as he took the stage for an opening monologue that poked fun, as usual, at politicians, celebrities and current events.

My Comments: I am curious, just as you, to discover if this move works for NBC. After all, daytime talk fests works for Oprah, Ellen, Bonnie Hunt, Wendy Williams, and a plethora of others - Why not 8, 9, 10 PM? Why not just have talk shows occupy every square hour of television, for that matter? Oh my, there I go again...

Now then, during the Rosie O meltdown, I had suggested that NBC consider having Rosie host a late-night talk show. To be clear, I am NOT a fan of Rosie, but never mind that, the woman can command ratings (My motives have been unduly revealed).

My idea (I have a number of them) was to simply have a female presence in late night (Yes, I know Chelsea Handler is on E!), I am clamoring for equal representation in network television (Ah, this could be an entire series of blogs for another time).

3. Jon and Kate Plus 8 and millions more who seem to care...
The TLC show "Jon & Kate Plus 8" had its beginnings two years ago as a reality show about a super-sized family. After having twins, the couple had sextuplets in 2004. The show seemed to portray a wholesome, happy family. Until this year, when the marriage began to implode with accusations of cheating. Needless to say, ratings have soared with this turn for the worse.

My Comments: Well, you are more than aware of my affections for TLC. However, I have never watched the show and do not have any interest. Quite frankly, despite the ratings delivered by tabloid hoopla, the show should be taken off the air - people allow TV cameras into their lives and then lament over not having privacy - one should expect a certain level of descent and ruckus.

The family is going through obvious turmoil and the children should not be subjected to this level of borderline abuse (Note: the family is paid roughly $75,000 per episode).

Hair plugs and all (Jon), this program has been an obvious commercial venture decided by BOTH parents (One could speculate that Octomom has the same intention). Really, the intent is not different from any other actor seeking a vehicle in which to attain fame.

4. American Idolatry
On-going controversy continues over recently crowned winner Kris Allen from this season's American Idol. The latest controversy alleged that AT&T employees provided cell phones that would automatically send numerous votes over the phone line.

My Comment: First, this is disappointing news and I expect better of AT&T (Bad, bad little Mega-monopoly)...

Ah, indeed I had hoped that Adam would have been the season winner - his performances were full of style, flair, and creative talent. Given past results, the second runner up has always fared much better than the actual winner (With the exception of Kelly Clarkson).

Furthermore, I am not even remotely concerned with Adam's personal life - despite tabloid fodder. As I have mentioned to many, Adam will have a great career.

Until next blog, Chao Chao!

Nothing But Winners...

Hey All!

Another SuperFantastic week and we are moving steadfast into the Summer (I could not be more thrilled!). Events are progressing nicely on the MTV project, business in general is amazingly up, Yours Truly is writing another book (More on this later), and my Network interest continues. Ah, it's a good time. For a new venture that is...

Speaking of ventures, within the past week, we have viewed a number of conclusions in the form of final episodes within our (Your) favorite shows, let's have a quick recap:

1. The Celebrity Apprentice

Well, well, well congratulations to the non-poker playing Joan Rivers for taking the win. Quite frankly, this was not a major upset nor surprise by any measure.

Most of you (Including me) had predicted the final celebrity show down. Of course, the contestants that incite the most melodrama would remain for final battle until the very end. In this case, the final battle ensued between Joan Rivers (Media Persona) and Annie Duke (A 'Poka playa' - if you had viewed the show, this comment and misspelling is completely intended for your enjoyment).

You may have noticed that personalities largely involved in the drama and conflict - usually remain on the show for an extended period of time. Perhaps you may have noticed the so-called "Villain" strangely always makes it through the entire show, despite being generally disliked by fellow contestants and even viewers - it is all by design.

Furthermore, Joan is one of the best and has been on television for a number of years (Quite possibly longer than both you and I have been alive).

Nonetheless, Joan is a true veteran. I have been quoted many times in the past throughout various places on the Web stating that Joan was the original female late-night talk show host. Joan would often fill in for Johnny Carson back in the day - Take note NBC - time to revisit the idea of a female host in late night...We had this conversation during the Rosie debacle.

Anyway, Joan has a new Reality Show scheduled to air on TV Land called, "How Did You Get So Rich?" - Ha, got a couple of hours? I added that last part...


2. America's Next Top Model

Within the past week, we also viewed the final episode of 'Model Extraordinaire' in a pithy hour long final episode in which Teyona Anderson from Woodstown New Jersey was crowned America's Next Top Model.

Admittedly, I did watch the entire season of this show (Ah, yet again). The final episode was a great low-key ending to the season and slightly unpredictable. Unpredictable is always a good thing when viewing a reality show (To their credit). However, the show is becoming 'somewhat' formulaic in it's approach and the ingredients Set pieces' of the show are rather transparent (Oops, there I go again saying too much - can I please stop talking?!).

Yeah, I will be back next season.

3. American Idol

All things Idol. The season ending episode of American Idol also aired this week to a star-studded and equally unpredictable conclusion with a surprise unexpected win by the very nondescript Kris Allen. Well, I had recommended Glam Rocker Adam for the win.

Nearly 100 million votes poured into the phone lines to tally between Adam Lambert and Kris Allen to determine the ultimate 'Idol'. A wonderful bounty for the phone company (Ask me about this later).

The mighty minions declared Kris as the victor to the disappointment of many Adam sycophants.

Really, Kris has a clearly identifiable audience (Meaning a clear target audience of potential customers in which to market and sell his music), Adam had style - clearly a substantial amount of time was spent on his appearance, as make-up and teased hair can often take hours of preparation.

Even more surprising was the fact that I had viewed nearly the entire second half of the season (For this is an amazing event). As you may recall, I do not care for bad or loud singing and my initial thought was very similar to Simon who had commented that this season had a number of talented contestants and there was not an obvious front-runner (All were equally talented).

To fan the flames, we also had a number of off-screen antics to continue the melodrama. You may notice how every season there is some type of 'Scandal', scuttle or headline? A very clever Public Relations department and unbeknown to common fan, it is all carefully crafted fodder (Nothing sells better than gossip).

As for next season, it is difficult to determine whether or not I will view the show next January (Aka NOT).


Talk Soon!

Welcome To Your 2009 Reality!

Hey Fans!

Happy New Year -

Just returning from the holiday break and there is a ton of 'stuff' to address.
I have thousands of emails (Not that I read any of them - who has time?!), voice messages, text messages, Twitters to catch up (I call them Tweets), Myspace friends, Blog postings, Skype calls, YouTube video updates, evites, meeting requests and whatever other form of communication we choose to use in this modern age of Social Media!

So, today let us get right down to business....

There are a number of new shows, which are apparently all debuting this week - Ha, welcome back! Here is what we have for your television viewing enjoyment (Pithy commentary included from Yours Truly):

• Countdown to the Crown (TLC) -- Season Underway --
  I like the idea of this show, and in fact had a similar idea about 2 years prior. However, I just cannot determine why I am largely not interested.
  
  
• Confessions of a Teen Idol (Vh1) -- Season Underway --
  I had seen the debut episode of this show. Really, I only recognized 2 out of the what 6 former Teen Idols? Eric Nies from the Grind (MTV) and Jamie Walters from 90210. My initial thought was positive - Vh1 has stepped up and debuted a show that is worthy of the time spent.
  
  
• Superstars of Dance (NBC) -- Season Underway--
  Well, I am a little 'Danced Out' at the moment. Let me know if you catch this show.
  
  
• The Bachelor 13 (ABC) January 5
  Oh, here we are setting ourselves up for failure again - will this be the season where the 'Love' is actually meaningful and lasting? Hopefuls unite!
  
  
• True Beauty (ABC) January 5
  Tyra, is that you again?
  
  
• The Biggest Loser 6 (NBC) January 6
  Have you seen Celebrity Fit Club? It would be a blast to merge the two shows together, "The Biggest Loser Celebrity Fit Club" - I am just full of ideas (-?).
  
  
• Homeland Security USA (ABC) January 6
  Yeah, sounds political. Let me guess, more inconvenience and missed flights over a tube of toothpaste at the airport?!
  
  
• 13: Fear is Real (The CW) January 7
  Fine, a Horror Reality Show...Fear Factor meets Saw meets Blair Witch Project - is that not what most so called "Horror" movies marketed to young adults consist of?
  
  
• The Real World Brooklyn (MTV) January 7
  I like RW, but all of the episodes are beginning to become predictable with the same predictable casting of the same predictable characters.
  
  
• The Exterminators (A&E) January 7
  Got Pests? Do they have to be bugs, snakes or rats?
  

Let The TV Show War Begin
Amazingly, you will notice there is more than one show debuting on the same night - nothing like a game of competition between the networks.

The winter season is truly one of the most important times for viewership and audience metrics, as this season largely determines the pace of the entire year. Get ready for Fox to join fray with the return of American Idol, later this month. Should be good fun.

Alright, I have said more than enough...Let me know which shows you decide to watch and we will discuss later. Happy viewing!

How Many Hosts Does It take To...

Ciao, Ciao!

Welcome to another week. Indeed much has happened since our last visit...Some good and some not so much.

However for this brief moment of entertainment, I will focus on what can be largely controlled positive here in the world of news and politics (aka Hollywood).

So, let's get right down to business.

And The Award Goes To...
Just as many, I am sure that you viewed the 60th Annual Emmy Awards last Sunday evening.

The big winners of the evening were 30 Rock (NBC) and Mad Men (AMC). Surprisingly, Mad Men made history with the win, being the first basic cable program to win for Outstanding Drama.

Really, I could not be more thrilled as for the most part, I do not spend time regularly watching Network shows. Most of my viewing (Largely accomplished by Tivo), transpires on cable. Most of my favorite shows are not Network based programs, but the boutique programs offered by way of cable.

Having said, I would have preferred to see an actual category for Outstanding Reality Series in which a cable Reality Show (Non-scripted, Non-Competitive) could be recognized and rewarded.

The deserved contenders of such an award would be powerful and insightful programs such as A&E's riveting Intervention, Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch, or The History Channel's Ice Road Truckers.

Friends of the Academy, such a pertinent category is long overdue!

The Not So Opener
As mentioned in earlier post, the show slightly modified in format included not only one, but as well, four additional hosts....All Reality Show (For the most part) favorites such as Heidi Klum (You either in or you Auf Wiedersehen), Howie Mandel (Who came a long way from stand-up), Tom Bergeron (?), Ryan Seacrest (Cornerstone of E! programming), and Jeff Probst (Dimples).

What was expected and lauded as a historic moment, was soon bandied the worst in historic moments for the long running awards show.

Quite frankly, the thought of one, two, three, four, and even five hosts sounded like a good idea - If you can get such a great response from the usual one host, why not have several?

More important, why don't we dispel rumors of the notion that Reality Shows are largely unscripted by having them (The myriad of hosts) babble about on stage. No, we don't need rehearsal, just get up on stage and just say whatever comes to mind....Or, not....

Show Opener: MASSIVE FAILURE.

Flashback 2007...Speaking of tragic events, you may recall, the Writer's Strike late last year in which we lost Billions of dollars in production, ad revenue and sponsorships, time and countless jobs in a period of just 4.5 months.

During the tumult, what most discovered is that the hosts of said Reality Shows are actually reciting SCRIPTED dialog from an actual professional, creative writer. Yes, even your beloved David Letterman uses scripted jokes and dialog written by the hand of an experienced raconteur.

Reality Show Host + Live Television = Real Live Hosted Disaster
How was it ever expected that Reality Show hosts are actually useful in real situations?!

Further, how could said hosts ever have agreed to such a potentially disastrous laden circumstance? Was there some level of trickery involved or was the Academy attempting to prove a point.

Perhaps the intended message was something like, "You're not as Real as you think - you Reality Show people" (-?).

Alas, although Reality Shows are absolute fodder for many, the realism is that the top rated shows on television continue to be Reality Shows, season after season.

My irreverent position: This only the beginning and we will definitely see even more integration of Reality Shows into the television landscape as we move forward....

Get ready for another 10 years of American Idol, Survivor, Project Runway, Deal or No Deal, and America's Funniest home videos. Good Fun.

Your Best Reality Show Villian

You made it!

If your week was anything like mine (Busy), you will know that it appears as if the week just literally flew past since our last visit...Amazing!

Well, many of you enjoyed my last writing around the new Batman movie (At least my round about analysis thereof). In fact, I had commented within my tangent on Monday that I was not a fan of Christian Bale.

Low and behold, shortly thereafter reports were released that Christian Bale had been arrested for an alleged assault of his own mother and sister. Quite frankly, I had absolutely no prior knowledge of said detainment...so you see this was just simply another timely coincidence. Careful, I have people everywhere (haha).

Speaking of, earlier this week a new poll released on Thursday declared your choice for "Best Reality Show Villain" and the winner (Gee, there are soo many)...

Mr. Idol
Congratulations on your choice: Simon Cowell of American Idol. Perhaps it was Simon's charming delivery and loving critique of the 'wanna be' contestants that earned him the top spot on your list of favorite hatefuls.

Despair not, Simon only garnered 39% of the vote - however, more than enough votes to take the crown. Even better, overall American Idol was deemed to be the "Best Reality Show" out of more than 1 million online voters.

So you see, this further proves my noted theory that the bad guy, for some unknown reason, always happens to be a fellow Brit - not just in the movies, but even on the small screen as well.

The good news, you have the top villain on the #1 reality show! We know what we are doing.

Let the Casting Begin...
Ah, I mean audition (There is a difference - wink). Last week, AI officially began auditions for an unbelievable 8th season. For this longevity in itself is quite the accomplishment.

The question is - just how will Simon and Nigel keep the show format entertaining, fresh and exciting. Each season of the talent competition has brought about an interesting set of 'scenarios' from endless public spectacles, William Hung, Clay Aiken, Justin's hair, Sanjaya (Teen sensation), Simon and Ryan's tussles, 'Dawg' and of course, 'Hey Paula!' Abdul.

Really, I have never viewed the program (Gasp). I simply do not feel compelled to arrive home and view the program with the rest of America. Well, program the TIVO is more of an accurate statement, nothing is ever viewed in 'Real-time' anymore. Further, I am not entertained by BAD singing or antics - headaches are not my preferred choice.

On that note: Only 14 percent of survey respondents said they would actually audition for "American Idol". Alright, well perhaps the world is a better place and we have been spared from the 'Talent'...

Your Villain or Mine?
The recent study (Poll) left me contemplating just exactly what is a villain? According to my fantastic resources (Dictionary.com and Wikipedia), a villain is a "Cruelly malicious person" and antagonist who negatively affects others...

Simon, this is not looking good for you buddy...

Strangely, one of the many reason that I actually like Simon is because of his no-nonsense, "Let the Truth Be Told" approach. Although Simon did not discover the Spice Girls (That was the 'Other' Simon Fuller - who also happens to be the creator of the show), Simon Cowell does understand the pop culture as he did previously have a professional career in the music business. I give Simon tremendous credit for sitting through all of the 'Talent' - less.

The real villains of the show are those who are not serious about a real career in the music business.

The All Villain Reality Show: "America's Next Top Best Smartest Idol Stars Reality Show Survivor Project So You Think Talent Dancing Bachelor Flavor Rock Villain...Of Love."
Amazingly, I find ideas in everything (There is a hint within that statement), and after reading this article I had another brilliant (-?) thought...

How about a new reality show just for villains?

Go with me for a second, just think we could have Simon vs. Gordon Ramsey (Hell's Kitchen) vs. Omarosa (The Apprentice) vs. Johnny Fairplay (Survivor) vs. Evel Dick (Big Brother) vs. Boston Rob (Survivor) vs. Richard Hatch (Survivor) vs. Spencey (The Hills) vs. New York (Flavor of Love) vs. Anybody from Rock of Love vs. Tanisha (Bad Girls Club) vs. Rosie O'Donnell, and lastly, Darth Vader.

And, in true competitive reality fashion- all living together in a mansion for 13 weeks.

Ha - how's that for some quality entertainment? Let the games begin!


*The above photo of Simon Cowell is provided compliments of Fox/News Corp.

Idol Meltdown?

Hi Everyone!

What an amazing few days we have had so far this week.

Here in L.A. the weather has also been an amazing precursor to summer already in April/May - things are getting heated all the way around!

Especially at Fox this week....

American Idol:
As you may be aware, I rarely ever write about AI (LOL), however I have received so many emails about what had apparently went down earlier this week on the show.

Aside from the usual banter about who was eliminated and who sang what, the fodder and controversy appears to be around comments made by Paula Abdul on Tuesday evening's program.

During Tuesday evening's broadcast (To summarize and make a long story very short, for the sake of limited interest), affable judge Paula had made comments that eluded to a contestant's second song - but, the contestant had only sang one song...

Concluding the show and over the past few days, fans of the show have taken their thoughts to the message boards and blogs that they are concerned about the authenticity of the show and questioning whether or not comments made by the judges are predetermined (By producers), before the actual performance.

Many of you are asking could this be true?

Quite frankly, I admit that I did not/do not watch the show (As mentioned previously, I do not care for bad singing - it is like nails on a chalkboard to me). It is not a great wonder that Simon Cowell has an entire counter filled with headache medicine.

Further, I have mentioned this before in saying that producers control elements of the show, but the actual events that transpire with the show are real. How is that for a Politician's response? Never really answering the question, but just enough information to keep you confused - right?

Of course, I realize that fans take the show very seriously and without them the show would not be what it is today. It is not just enough to watch the program and accept it with it's mechanical flaws and sometimes awkward execution, viewers want to be privy to and have access to information, personalities and events of a show as part of an 'Insider Community' - I completely understand.

Alright, does anyone expect anything that is viewed on television to be real, fair, and accurate?

Perhaps I am saying too much, however the debacle could have been easily contributed to a last minute change in the format, the wrong notes, the wrong contestant, the right or wrong rehearsal, scripted or unscripted comments (I blame Ryan Seacrest - only kidding Ryan -?); My point, what difference does it really make?

Reviewing your thousands of comments about the show, this careless transgression has fueled fear, doubt, and loathing for your favorite show? Where is the love? May I remind you that there have been 6 previous entertaining seasons of American Idol, and pending future seasons. Although Idol has seen a slight dip in the ratings, the program still remains among your favorite and most watched shows in Prime-Time television.

Having said, friends and neighbors, let's not jeopardize and endanger by continuing to froth over a perceived minor mishap in format. Together, we can move on - there will be many, many more perceived television show "meltdowns" to discuss in the future.

Further, it is possible that Paula would have been better to just admit, "Oops, I made a mistake". Personally, I have handily won more arguments by just saying this phrase - it is a simple, argument ending statement. Someone needs to relay this suggestion to Paula, ASAP!


You can watch the clip, here on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGUyLet19ak

*The American Idol logo shown above is the property of Fox Broadcasting and parent company News Corp.

Where You At?

A-ha!

So, I have been incredibly busy playing catch-up with everyone as of late. Just as other writers, we are officially back to work and there has been very little time to reminisce about our prolonged vacation (aka Strike).

With everyone back to work, you should already be experiencing the benefits of your favorite shows returning to the small screen. Even more, your prime reality fare has also returned with shows such as American Idol, America's Next Top Model, and others....

Wait A Minute.
Not sure about you, but I keep up with the ratings. I am always interested in the numbers - yeah, everything resolves to numbers in life. So, my point (Yes, there is one) is one of concern.

The numbers for the popular favorites are slipping and dipping.

Shows such as American Idol (Popular crowd favorite) has seen viewership drop from roughly 40 millions viewers to mere 35 million - Why that's half of the population of Los Angeles (Only kidding).

Further, last week the Tyra Banks beauty vehicle, America's Next Top Model also debuted last week to lower numbers than the previous season.

Even the star studded event the Academy Awards (aka The Oscars) last weekend had record low numbers on Sunday evening's broadcast.

Are You Watching?
Of course, I have many reasons for not viewing the above shows and am more than filled with excuses such as, having a ton of work, busy with phone calls (Of course, that's never ending), back-to-back meetings, toiling on the latest projects and I am sure to think of others...

Admittedly, within a recent post I had mentioned that my interest in America's Next Top Model had significantly waned, apparently your interest has followed suit and the numbers tell the story.

So, let's talk about the impact of new media:
It is quite possible, that maybe we are beginning to see the erosion of a television based audience. Viewers sitting at home gathered around the television set appears to be a dream of the 80's and 90's.

Your television (Our content) is in competition with other forms of information constantly being delivered to you through your TIVO & DVR devices, the Internet and email, On-Demand programming, your Facebook page, your Wii, your iPod, your Blackberry, your iPhone, ET AL. There is no limit to the amount of accessible information through media - we are saturated!

Which brings me back to the point, we are beginning to realize that we need to present bigger, bolder, faster, CREATIVE content and fresh ideas to keep your interests from wandering away from the small screen.

More on this discussion later...

What - No More Cattle Call Programming?
Returning to our subject, quite frankly, there are many other shows on the air in which I have experienced a general lack of interest - Including (But, not limited to) "Cattle Call" dating shows, "Cattle Call" talent shows, "Cattle Call" modeling shows, "Cattle Call" dance competitions...Are you noticing a trend here?

If you are not sure what "Cattle Call" means, it is defined as "An audition in which a large number of often inexperienced actors or performers try out".

You know...This gives me a great (Or, so I believe) idea for a new show - let's title it "Cattle Call", a show where anyone can tryout and audition for anything! Would you be interested in watching?

Perhaps maybe I am saying too much...

Your Reality TV Schedule for 2008

Hello, hello, hello...

As we have officially returned back to regularly scheduled programming (Amidst the horrific writer's strike - which continues to halt production here in Los Angeles and now apparently around the entire world). Friends, neighbors and countrymen/women - Stop the MADNESS!

Where's The Promised Hollywood Ending?
Before we begin today's escape, I wish to quickly mention just as friends at the Weinstein Company, we are also in the process of making our own deals with independent writers - if all of the independents joined together, we can force an end to this debacle. We need a Hollywood Ending.

More Reality on The Schedule
Now, on to a more hopeful subject is the new and returning reality offerings for 2008.

I am often asked, do I know about shows before the air on television - um...YEAH! Sometimes I hear about shows a year or more in advance and by the time it is aired I am usually thinking, "Did we not already see that show?".

The second most frequently asked question is "Do I actually watch reality shows?". Again, yes. When I make time, I am usually watching a reality show or a movie when I REALLY create time.

So, let's see what we will be watching this season (Yes, you may print this list and tape to the refrigerator):

• American Idol 7 (FOX), Jan. 15
  
• My Fair Brady…Maybe Baby? (VH1), Jan. 20
  
• Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo), Jan. 22
  
• Gauntlet III (MTV), Jan. 23
  
• Survivor 16 (CBS), Feb. 7
  
• Big Brother 9 (CBS), Feb. 12
  
• Baby Borrowers (NBC), Feb. 18
  
• Pussycat Dolls 2: Girlicious (CW), Feb. 18


• America’s Next Top Model 10 (CW), Feb. 20
  
• Oprah’s Big Give (ABC), March 2


• When Women Rule the World (FOX), March 3


• Dancing with the Stars 5 (ABC), March 17
  
• The Bachelor 12 (ABC), March 17
  
• Top Chef 4 (Bravo), March 19


• Hell’s Kitchen 4 (FOX), April 1
  
• The Real World Hollywood (MTV), May 21

Not to worry, there are many more reality shows beyond May 21st and I will provide witty analysis (aka 'Comment') on each of the shows as we near closer to the broadcast date.

We can still look forward to the debut of Randy Jackson's Best Dance Crew (Formerly known as World Moves), Farmer Wants a Wife, and My Dad is Better Than Your Dad (Return to 5th grade - this is not part of the title, however the statement should be)...

As well, all of this reality fare around Superbowl 500 (Not really, I am just feeling largely despondent that my Seattle is no longer in contention for the title, for yet another year!).

Wait There's More...
Having said, future Blogs are guaranteed forthcoming on the new shows, such as Millionaire Matchmaker (Bayonne Entertainment), Baby Borrower's (Love Productions), Oprah's Big Give (Produced by Harpo Productions), When Women Rule the World (Rocket Science Labs) - which promises to be not only realistic (IMHO), but as well, entertaining - Can you say, "Man Servant?" - this should be good fun!

The good news is that from the appearance of the above schedule, you should have continuous reality entertainment each and every night of the week (Or, at least that is the idea)...

Know Any Good Bands?

People all over town have been asking and after months of silence, I am now able to talk about the new show "The Next Great American Band".

The Idol Magic
Earlier this week, fellow producers at 19 Entertainment announced a new American Idol style band search and why not? The Next Great American Band (American Band) is a spin-off of American Idol which is a modern, re-hashed version of Ed McMahon's Star Search. AI is arguably one of THE most popular network reality competition shows of all time. Really, nothing more than a talent competition re-applied to different concepts.

I really loved Star Search as a kid and dreamed of being one day on the show. Junior Singer?, Dancer?, Comedian?, Model? - Nope, I was eyeing Ed McMahon's job as THE HOST...Seacrest, I'm watching you...

It's Still Rock-n-Roll To Me
The new competition will involve scouring the country to find the best "undiscovered" band. I have heard this concept thousands of times and have seen many renditions of this format, more recently the CBS Morning Show even had a similar competition.

A panel of judges (Ala "Simon like") will pour through the contestants in the auditions and determine the 10 semi-finalists who will compete on the show in front of a live studio audience. Audience members and viewers at home will get to vote for their favorite - sound Idol familiar?

Where Are The Real Musicians?
This version of competition is for bands, albeit "Garage", where there are actual musicians at least two or three of the members must play instruments. Sorry new up and coming boy bands, this may not be your ticket, unless you can play an instrument. Where was this show 15 years ago? Even better would New Edition, New Kids on The Block, N'Sync, Back Street Boys, 98 Degrees and LFO have made it through the fire of a panel of judges and a viewing audience of voters? Ah, what do we know.

We are looking at a possible Fall schedule for the program. Stay tuned...

The Final 4

So, this is the week of the Final 4

For you sports fans, you typically revere the Final 4 as your NCAA championship of the top competitors for the title. Well, we are talking about an entirely different event - THE REALITY SHOW FINAL 4.

This year/ season is very unique because we have several shows that are in the midst of four remaining hopefuls:

1. American Idol (FOX) - Let's see there is Melinda, Jordin, Lakisha, and Blake. The final four singing hopefuls will be announced tonight, "Dawg".

2. America's Next Top Model (CW)- I know, I have mentioned a thousand times (At least) this is my favorite show and I try to watch every episode. Who's left? Dionne, Jaslene, Natasha, and Renee. I will be watching!

3. The Bachelor 10 (ABC) - So, adorable Andy travelled the country to meet the parents of Amber, Bevin, Daniella, and Tessa. Oh, I have been informed that Amber did not receive a rose the other night and it appears only the remaining 3 will be accompanying Andy back to Hawaii - Aloha.

4. Dancing With The Stars (ABC) - Ian & Cheryl, Laila & Maksim, Apolo & Julianne, Joey & Kym. The season semi-final round featuring Ballroom and Latin routines will air next Monday. Get your dancing shoes on...

Now if Bravo would accelerate Shear Genius (Curly or Straight), we could have another Final 4 competition and another perfect week of Reality for May sweeps...

You gotta love it.

Idol Gives Back

Every once in a while, there are popular TV shows that really make prolific statements that invoke change or awareness of a serious social issue and the show American Idol is about to do just that...

My fellow producers at AI have planned a 2 hour special titled, "Idol Gives Back" in which finalists will sing songs about compassion and hope "Life Anthems". FINALLY!

Wind Beneath My Wings
How the show will work is the top 6 Idol finalists will sing songs that will align with the special theme of the night. After the inspirational performance, the TV viewing audience will have a chance to vote for their choice favorite. For each and every vote, the corporate partners/sponsors of the show will donate funds to Charity Projects Entertainment Fund (CPEF) to provide relief programs to assist children living in extreme poverty in the US and Africa.

Quite frankly, I could not be more thrilled with the special episode and most recently, Oprah was the first that brought awareness and light of children living in extreme poverty in the United States.

More importantly, viewers will also have the ability to donate by calling toll-free lines, text messaging or through the website.

The show will air on Tuesday, April 24th and the final results will be on Wednesday, April 25th.

That a boy Simon, make me proud!