Bye Bye Simon

Someone who is not Paula, has now confirmed they are indeed leaving their hit show, American Idol after this current 2010 season. Last month, Simon Cowell’s brother allegedly 'spilled the beans' when he said Cowell will leave “the show after the 2010 season.

First Oprah now this news? Well, Simon had mentioned his clandestine intention about 3 or 4 years prior. Note to Simon: I am convinced that you definitely had the wrong Randy Jackson, that Simon Fuller was crazy for letting Paula go (I blame the other Simon), and completely inspired by your act of turning down the $100 Million dollar contract that Fox has offered to keep you on Idol - After all of the mentioned, this is probably your best idea yet...

I have a few ideas for your replacement (Suggested replacements do not include Piers Morgan, Sharon Osborne, Nigel Lythgoe, Ricky Gervais, Eddie Izzard, Russell Brand or any other fellow Brit). (Photo/Dan Steinberg)