Fascinating? Not So Much...

Earlier this week, Barbara Walters announced her list of, "10 Most Fascinating People of 2010" for her upcoming 18th season special on ABC.

Ha, well straight away the title becomes subjective. According to Ms. Walters her list of the "10 Most Fascinating People of 2010" includes:

Justin Bieber (Understandable), Betty White (Good), Jennifer Lopez (This is beginning to not look good), former Alaska Governor and losing Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin (Too bad Russia wasn't available), the ENTIRE cast of MTV's The Jersey Shore (The weird looking orange kids that live in New Jersey), and a few others.

From what we know of the up-coming show, Walters sits down with Betty White to cover the topic of her newly renewed fame, sex life, and her overall success during the year. The interview with Palin discusses her "Trig and Track" and most likely a host of other uncommonly named family members (Ah, there I go again saying too much).

Now then, I really admire Ms. Walters from the position of accomplished Journalist. However, I am not able to understand a word she speaks - for some unknown reason, the audio simply reverberates as 'Charlie Brown's teacher' speak.

Upon watching Ms. Walters on television, I often smile as I gleefully flashback to thoughts of the Charlie Brown Christmas Special - help me should I ever meet Ms. Walters in person, as I am sure that I will rescind in profuse uncontrollable tittering.

Really, the people whom I might consider to be moderately fascinating "10 Most Fascinating People of 2010", would look something like the following list:

Gwyneth Paltrow (Obviously fascinating as a Country Singer), Ian Sommerhalder (Hot bad boy on Hot show), Betty White (Without saying), Cee-Lo, Katie Perry & Russell Brand, and Kris Jenner (Kim K's mother).

Alas, what would be more fun would be to have a show featuring the "10 Most Not Really All That Fascinating People of 2010" - or - "10 Most What Could Be Fascinating To Someone Somewhere People of 2010". Why of course, this list is practically writing itself as we speak, but moreover, a show of this comedic caliber would provide hours of hilarity and entertainment. Ms. Walters, should you decide to "Change up", I'm all too happy to help...

Goodbye!

This week there are a number of shows that will be A) Ending their season or B) Ending their life on network television.

First, a few shows have already ended their season:

1. America's Next Top Model: Krista White was named America's Next Top Model. Quite honestly Krista was the most interesting in appearance and personality - happy to hear that she won.

2. Celebrity Apprentice: Brett Michaels was announced the hired Celebrity Apprentice. We are thrilled that Brett won - he's a great guy all around. Now then, we do want to see Brett without all of the makeup, hair extensions, bandannas, fake tan, and all of that Arizona man jewelry.


Now, for the shows that have ended their life (Really, it's about time):

1. 24 (Fox)
2. Lost (ABC)
3. Law & Order (Dick Wolfe)


Meanwhile and speaking of Scripted Drama, the latest installment of The Bachelorette (ABC) began this week (Sort of) and so far, we can say that this season's offerings (The men) are somewhat generic and unappealing (Not as cute as Jake).

Where are the models on this fake dating show?! Also, on a special note to the casting department: Where is the diversity - very disappointing.

Goodbye and Hello Gosselin (Again)

Working Reality Mom of 8 Kate Gosselin was finally voted off of Dancing With The Stars last week.

Kate was sent to the bottom two at the beginning of the show and was subsequently voted off. She proceeded to get teary-eyed when Tom Bergeron announced she would be leaving. “I need a minute,” she said through her tears.

Really, Kate was arguably the mot interesting contestant this season, perhaps even out of any season, the ratings are noticeably in slight decline from the previous week - You Love Kate Gosselin - Who doesn't . The good news is that Kate is already onto the next show, with family in towe (All 8 of 'em)...Thanks, TLC. (Photo/Credit Adam Larkey, ABC)

The Return of Dancing with Burke

Meet Your New Dancing Host

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) has a new co-host but its not much of a surprise.

Brooke Burke, who previously appeared on the show as a contestant, has officially been named the new co-host of Dancing With The Stars (Burke is taking over Samantha Harris’ role on the competition series’ 10th season).

We like Brooke, although we had unfollow @BrookeBurke on Twitter because it was always "Mommy time" and never about the show...We try to stay focused.

The good news is that we are equal opportunity followers, so, if Brooke begins to Tweet about DWTS, she will be back on our list. Now, if we could just get rid of Tom Bergeron...

And The Oscar Went To Oscar...

We'd Like to Thank The Academy...

Ratings for this year's 82nd Academy Awards were the highest they’ve been in five years with the inclusion of box office hits like Avatar and The Blind Side in the best picture race.

According to the numbers, an average of 41.3 million viewers watched Sunday’s broadcast from the Kodak Theater (More than last year’s 36.3 million).

Well - It appears that a 'few' people were actually watching...Nice.

Here in the office, we had money on this baby - so, we were definitely watching (We kid)...

Get Your Dancing Shoes On...

ABC officially announced this season’s cast for Dancing With The Stars. Here’s your Hot Mess:

Kate Gosselin: The Mom of eight is taking some heat, but Kate appears to be committed to balancing family and work (-?). She has even built a dance studio in her home so she can rehearse while the kids are at school - and, just enough time to film another installment of her reality show. Jake Pavelka: Right after choosing Vienna over Tenley (For this action will NEVER be understood), the latest 5 foot 7 “Mini-Bachelor” announced he will be on DWTS. Evan Lysacek:Fresh from win of the Gold at the Winter Olympics, he’ll still be putting all that training to good use on the big show. Work it! Erin Andrews: The ESPN star (Known more recently for being victimized by a scumbag with a camera - no, not the Paparazzi) is sure to get even more attention on the show. Nicole Scherzinger: Lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls should be formidable competition as she does this professionally (-?).

Merry X-Mas Charlie Brown!

The Charlie Brown Christmas Special (ABC) was preempted earlier this week for the Presidential 'State of War' address to the nation.

My Comments: First, thank the powers that be for cable (Read into this what you will...).

Clearly, many of you were largely upset over the fact that your Charlie Brown Christmas was derailed due to political matters. I completely understand the uproar that your holiday season is simply not jovial until you have seen the traditional holiday fare. I get it.

Years of Peanuts?
Just as you, I grew up watching the seasonal entertainment and as well, especially love Charlie Brown. Not only have I spent the last 30 years watching the animated 1965 classic (Now family tradition), I also had the original book as written by the late great cartoonist, Charles M. Schulz.

I will generally cease all activity (Phone calls, faxes, emails) when one of the distinctive Christmas carols begins to play, when I happen to be actually listening to holiday music - there is something about the group carol 'Christmas Time Is Here' sung around the enhanced made over Christmas Tree....Surprisingly, my entire demeanor revels in seasonal cheer (Hey, you are being entertained (At best) by the one who wakes up smiling and leaping out of bed in the morning).

It's A Date.
Returning to the point, friends at ABC have announced that they will air our precious digitally remastered classic over the next two consecutive Tuesdays (December 8 and again on December 15) to appease all previous disappointment. Well, I am going out to purchase the DVD, just in case there is another programming preemption - ah, now who is once again in control?

The Adam Lambert Syndrome

ABC reported that more than 1,500 people had complained about Adam Lambert's racy performance during Sunday Night's American Music Awards broadcast.

My Comment: First, forget about the issue of blatant double standard, misogyny, sexism, hyper sexualization, objectification, and graphic violence regularly depicted against women in nearly EVERY prime time Network program. Nor, the alleged ridiculous double-speak going at another Network (CBS, airing Madonna/Britney kiss, but not Adam Lambert's now infamous smack).

Let's review from another angle...It is rather odd that ABC would mention there were "Complaints" - I am sure this is a regular occurrence that happens all the time at ABC. Second, ABC never mentioned just exactly what was said during said "Complaints". Even more puzzling is the fact that no one ever "Complains" about the regular version of malevolence often seen nightly within most Network programs (As mentioned above). Or, at least, it is never reported...

Further, I have stated that Adam is clearly a talented 'Entertainer' and should have been the blaring choice American Idol winner. The other guy (Who actually won the competition) has absolutely no personality and no interest - here's a tip, if you expect to sell records, you had better develop a stage presence and a gimmick (See: Elton John, Madonna, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, et al).

Having said, I did not find the 'Entertainment' by Adam & Co. to be of any great concern and nothing more than a publicity stunt on the scale of what one would expect while watching MTV....But wait, this was NOT MTV. A-ha! For this is where the turn of events may have went wrong.

For you see, Adam, although I appreciate the energy, creativity you presented during your performance, you cannot express free thought and progressive modernism on Network television - it just simply does not exist. I mean really, most that actually watch Network television are typically over a certain age, from a completely different generation.

Remember the meltdown over Janet Jackson's exposed, but covered, but exposed breast? I still have YET to meet one person who allegedly called in to "Complain" about the incident which apparently caused mass hysteria, confusion, and mayhem - but again, numerous complaints allegedly poured as reported by once again, ABC.

Angels Come Home!

ABC has announced a pilot order for a modern-day small screen version of the late 70's Smash Hit franchise, Charlie's Angels.

My Comment: Oh, HAPPY DAY! I could not be more thrilled with this great news...First, I absolutely love late 70's and early 80's television - Chips, Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Dynasty and Charlie's Angels my all-time favorite.

Further, television of the era can largely be defined by the late and great Aaron Spelling - one of the most prolific television producers of all time....Of all time! I mentioned to Tori the day after her father had passed, that her father was my inspiration for my career path into this business.

It is also reported that Leonard Goldberg (The original producer) is also involved in the revival, as well as Drew Barrymore (Hi Drew!). In addition, Drew is simultaneously beginning pre-production on another installment of the big screen version of Charlie's Angels.

With such high caliber professionals on the job, I have high expectations...Now, let's find our way back to heaven.

Let The Battle For Earth Begin

Tonight the ABC premiere of the much anticipated V miniseries begins.

My Comment: I have been looking forward to this updated version of the prolific 'V' series (Originally aired in the mid 80's). As you may be aware, I am a HUGE SCI-FI junkie - If it is plausible. The future has always been a subject of great intrigue and debate.

However, there are a number of cautionary concerns. The first being, the miniseries is largely 'Re-imagined' (Warning: Possible danger)...

Much like the heavily touted Sarah Connor Chronicles, Bionic Woman, Knight Rider, 90210, and Melrose Place were also all of the same 'Re-imagination'. While all of the aforementioned were great ideas for resurrection (On paper), and who as well entered spectacularly on the big networks back in 20th Century, also ended in spectacular wane to eventual cancellation.

One could speculate the matter is simply a change in social taste. Viewing audiences of today are largely different than your standard 80's, early 90's couch potato. Today, audiences have become accustomed to viewing a steady diet of violence (Particularly against women in every prime-time episodic network dramatic series), divisive racial distortion, grotesque sexualization, and social dysfunction. Really, the ails could be the subject of a number of discussions for another time.

Nonetheless, let's have some fun and watch the humanoid aliens malign with strategic brilliance to own, control and operate the Earth, only for the masterful plan to be foiled by hapless goobers (Actual humans), once again...

Out With The Old In WithThe Fall...

Greetings Friends!

We are about to start another GREAT week and I am just wrapping up an extensive vacation. It has been a remarkable time and I have a new business venture underway as we speak. For you see, this is what happens when I take vacation, I return with even bigger and more outlandish ideas - can't wait to tell you more - stay tuned!

Thank you for your thousands of emails (Literally). Although I am unable to personally read and respond, I am thinking of one email in particular that read, "...Can I (As in me) please hurry up and get back from vacation because my comments are despiratly (The writer misspelled desperately) needed!" - touching. As my friend in Hawaii would say, "I Get Tons!".

Anyway, there have been a number of outlandish events that have recently transpired and without further delay, let's launch right into the recap.

Today's Blog is in the popularly requested format: Statement of fact followed by my thoughtful commentary, now let's have one last go around as summer is now officially over (Ordered from most important to least important):

1. Jay.

NBC has announced the official debut this week of the Jay Leno Show.

My Comment: My appreciation for Jay has grown considerably since his absence over the past few months.Really, having Jay in the 9'o hour is a new idea and largely untested concept for NBC. Will variety comedy shows work in Prime Time?

You may recall my idea for this concept about two years prior. However, my pitch was similar but with Rosie O'Donnell as the host of the Tonight Show - NBC attempted the idea with Rosie as host of a variety show, but it did not work from a numbers standpoint. My idea was to have Rosie as Talk Show host, not variety show host - I am inclined to believe that was a reason of failure. Furthermore, there were also a number of other reasons. The Networks never listen to my advice, Oprah.

This will be a great experiment, but more importantly, will the advertisers be likely to receive delivery of consistent viewers, less than 50 years in age? For this, remains to be seen.

2. Ellen.

Last week, producers of American Idol (FOX) announced Ellen Degeneres as the 4th judge to replace Paula Abdul.

My Comment: First, there is no replacing Paula. Quite frankly, I have posted comments all over the Web - and I still say bring Paula Abdul back. Enough with the negotiations - get her in the door. Of course, Paula may eventually appear on rival show: So You Think You Can Dance, which would be just as well, after her Diva show on Vh1.

Regarding the choice of Ellen Degeneres, I am not thrilled around this decision to say the least. Let's see, I liked Ellen as a stand-up comedian when she performed in front of the student body at University of Oregon (This being prior to her TV Show Ellen- Not to be confused with the current Talk Show version also called Ellen, but the comedy series of the late 90's).

Second, I thought she was hilarious in the movie "Mr. Wrong". However, I believe that my lack of preference began to happen somewhere around the bad dancing and the incident with the dog and her very public on-air blubbering...It was an accelerated pace downhill from that point.

3. Melrose Place.

Last week was the official debut of the returning hit of the 90's Melrose Place on The CW Network.

My Comment: As you may know, MP was my absolute favorite show of the 90's. You may recall the "Melrose Mondays"parties that I used to have at my apartment while in college. Ah, good times...Let the revival begin!

Well, do not be disappointed, but I still have not yet viewed the first episode. My TIVO is full of programs and I will surely spend the entire weekend pouring through everything that may have been missed. While my significant other (My gorgeous man) is busy watching NFL football, I will be in the next room viewing Melrose Place.

--In Other CW News--

America's Next Top Model and Vampire Diaries (Twilight movie inspired serial), also debuted this past week for the fall line-up.

Really, where was CW when I was a 15 year old teenager?!

Happy viewing...

Your Daytime Emmy Award Winners...

Anyway, I bring more good news: The recipients of the 2009 Daytime Emmy Awards were announced last Sunday evening at the Orpheum here in Los Angeles.

Aside from a major upset, compliments of The View finally getting rid of Ellen from the top spot by taking the award in the Best Talk Show Host category; a title of which has been occupied by daytime cackler Ellen DeGeneres, the show was a complete sudsy success.

The other major beneficiary of the evening was Soap show, The Bold and the Beautiful garnering the award for Outstanding Drama Series (It's first win in the entire 22 years the show has been on the air).

Here is a quick rundown of your 2009 Daytime Emmy Award winners:

• BEST DRAMA SERIES -- The Bold and the Beautiful
• BEST ACTOR, DRAMA SERIES -- Christian LaBlanc, The Young and the Restless
• BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA SERIES -- Susan Haskell, One Life to Live
• BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR, DRAMA SERIES -- Jeff Branson, Guiding Light
• BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, DRAMA SERIES -- Tamara Braun, Days of Our Lives
• BEST YOUNG ACTOR, DRAMA SERIES -- Darin Brooks, Days of Our Lives
• BEST YOUNG ACTRESS, DRAMA SERIES -- Julie Berman, General Hospital
• BEST MORNING SHOW -- Good Morning America
• BEST TALK SHOW (ENTERTAINMENT) -- Rachael Ray
• BEST TALK SHOW (INFORMATIVE) -- The Tyra Banks Show
• BEST TALK SHOW HOST -- Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, The View
• BEST GAME SHOW -- Cash Cab
• BEST LEGAL PROGRAM -- Cristina's Court
• LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD -- Sesame Street
  

Quite frankly, I might only agree with a few on the list (Cash Cab, Sesame Street). Having said, I am not exactly the target audience for Daytime fair -

Really, I attempt to watch television in my office during the daytime, but evidently it is largely an unsuccessful endeavor due to phone calls from clients, the media, managers, agents, lawyers and miscellaneous execs, assistants, oh, and random PEOPLE walking into my office trying to speak of matters of which they know not (Ah, there I go again saying too much)...

Nothing but Soap.
Speaking of lathered success, perhaps maybe CBS (Proctor & Gamble) will bring back The Guiding Light which had been scheduled for cancellation this September, the show has been on the Network since 1952. Amazing.

Sharks Everywhere!

Speaking of spectacular, have you been watching Shark Week on the Discovery Channel? As the week of mouths agape ends, we have a new Shark title in the water called, "Shark Tank".

No Surf Boards Allowed...
If you have not seen or heard, my absolute favorite program is Dragon's Den (BBC - I know, but I am a Brit you know).

Dragon's Den is a marvelous show about inventors/entrepreneurs/dreamers who pitch their business ideas to a group of self-made multi-millionaires in the hopes of receiving funding for their business idea/concept. More or less, the arrangement is a partnership between the entrepreneur and the millionaire(s) that usually includes funds, expertise and incubation to successfully launch a promising venture. A dream come true really for very, very few.

Having said all of the above just to preface the fact that this week, we will see the American version of Dragon's Den...

Welcome to Shark Tank (Mark Burnett Productions)

According to friends at ABC:

"Shark Tank," an exciting, new reality show that gives budding entrepreneurs the chance to make their business dreams come true and become successful and possibly wealthy. But the entrepreneurs must first try to convince five tough, multi-millionaire tycoons to part with their own hard-earned cash and give them the funding they need to jump-start their ideas."

I'm largely intrigued - For this type of show might be worthy of actually viewing in real-time (Gasp, no TIVO for this one)...At least the first episode...

Meet Your New Shark (I mean Investor...)
The multi-millionaires appear to be self-made control freaks (Oh my there we go) with unrecognizable names - well, see for yourself in this quick rundown which includes what I know of each:

Kevin O'Leary (Software, Toys, Canadian), Daymond John (FUBU Sportswear company), Robert Herjavec (Infrastructure, now Canadian Security company, sold previous companies to AT&T and Nokia), Kevin Harrington (Infomercial business), Barbara Corcoran (Real Estate mogul - I have admired her Real Estate empire for a number of years).

Cannot wait...Shark Tank airs on Sunday at 8 PM on ABC.

Your Reality TV Emmy Nominees...

Friends!

Well, here we are in another great week...Hope all is well. On this side, business is robust and I could not be happier (Ah, let me rephrase this comment, on the subject of more profits, I am always in a good mood).

Speaking of, I bring even more good news. We have received the latest group of Emmy Nominations, so without further delay, let us get right down to business.

Here is what we have that pertains to our favorite subject of Reality TV...

Twenty-two reality television shows received a total of 63 nominations in last week's announcement of the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards nominees -- with the number of shows and amount of total nominations both representing the genre's highest figures ever.

Leading the 2008-2009 reality TV Emmy Awards nomination field for the third consecutive year is Dancing with the Stars (ABC), which received 10 nominations from the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences -- besting the eight it had received each of the last two years.

In addition, Dancing with the Stars (10 nominations) represents the most ever for a reality series in a single year and the show was able to claim two Emmy Awards last year after it had previously been shut out in 2006-2007. The series had received six nominations in its first season in 2005-2006 and won a total of exactly two, to be precise.

American Idol (Fox) received eight nominations, tying its previous record in 2005-2006 and placing it second behind only Dancing with the Stars. AI has claimed one Emmy Award in each of the last two years after it had previously been shut out during its first four years of eligibility, despite receiving 22 nominations.

The Amazing Race (CBS) quite possibly the most successful reality show at the Emmys with 11 statues -- received seven nominations, placing it behind only Dancing with the Stars and American Idol. The seven nominations represent the highest total ever for The Amazing Race, which had been nominated for six Emmys last year and five Emmys in each of the previous three years.

Moreover, The Amazing Race was once again nominated in the Outstanding Reality-Competition Program category, which it has won every year since the Academy first created the category six years ago.

The host of the show, Phil Keoghan, was recognized by receiving a nod in the Outstanding Host For A Reality Or Reality-Competition Program category.

Keoghan will be competing in a six-nomination field that also includes a shared nomination for Top Chef (Bravo) host Padma Lakshmi and "co-host" and top judge, Tom Colicchio.

The remaining competitors also within the category, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, Project Runway host Heidi Klum 'Seal', Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron, and Survivor host Jeff 'Dimples' Probst -- all of whom were included in the category's inaugural set of nominees last year and the group of hosts that cannot ad-lib in front of a live audience, if you may recall (Minus Howie Mandel).

Bravo's Top Chef and So You Think You Can Dance (ABC) each received their highest total of nominations ever with a total of 5 nominations (Both in their fourth year of eligibility and won one award each last year).

Other nominees included: Kathy Griffin's My Life On The D-List (Bravo), Dirty Jobs and Deadliest Catch (Discovery) - Hi Tom B!, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations (Travel Channel), MythBusters and Dog Whisperer (National Geographic), Intervention (A&E), and The American Life (Showtime).

How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris, who was nominated as an outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series, will serve as your host.

The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards airs September 20th, on CBS.

Bashing The Bachelor!

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Surprise - your weekend is finally here.

While you are resting or however you choose to spend your earned free time, I have soo much work. Although, I am never too busy to take a break from ruling the world to enjoy our spirited conversation.

Alas, I am hearing there has been a deluge of emails about the Bachelor Finale earlier this week and a number of you appear to have moderate outrage over the ending - for this will be the topic of our visit today...

The Never Ending Bachelor
Have you ever noticed, that the Bachelor never works out? Yes, we have discussed the premise of this show a number of times and I continue to be remiss about your vehement response each time the show ends. There have been 13 previous 'failed' Bachelor seasons (Meaning unsuccessful, sustainable relationships).

Here we are at another point of failure with the Bachelor - why the surprise?

However, it appears that your concern is the manner in which the events transpired. From what I have been informed (I do not watch this program - more further down), the Bachelor changed his mind by rebuffing his original choice of bride in exchange for a chance with the runner up - does that about summarize?

The Honeymoon is Over...
Just as you and a number of others, obviously do not agree with the events calling into question the integrity of the show, the producers, the Bachelor, and anything else associated with the program. Many of you believe the show is fake and contrived (Which is an astonishing turn of your support).

Well, for the sake of completing the story, I have to agree with the Producers of the program and here is why:

1. The events of the show are real. Yes, certain 'conditions' may be set-up, however the events and reactions that occur within are quite real.
2. Most shows and programs are taped months in advance of the actual air-date. A show may actually tape for 3 months in the spring and not actually air until the end of January or February.
3. The circumstance appears to not have worked out between the Bachelor and his choice bride-to-be and there had been a change of heart - during the interim and prior to air date.

You Are The Producer
Okay, so the question becomes you are the now the producer - what would you do: Air the final episode (With the proposal) and hope that no one actually notices the Bachelor (In public) with the other female contestant causing further question and doubt? Or, do you choose to film a subsequent follow-up ending to tell the real story of what really happened and the true end result?

Having said within the above context, I believe you would have indeed chosen to re-film the current ending to present the real/accurate turn of events. Glad we agree...

Ladies, You Can Do BETTER!
During the hoopla, a new Bachelorette was named for the next installment of the series.

As you may recall, history has been more successful for Bachelorettes, more so than the Bachelor. Of course, I am speaking of Trista and cutie-pie hubby Ryan Sutter (The Fireman) - now with small adorable children.

Ah, I am perplexed as to why there were not further episodes of the Bachelorette rather than the failing Bachelor season after season after season.

Which proves my spectacular point that women are better at choosing men, men should simply wait to be chosen. When we choose (If done properly), the results are far greater.

Why just look at some recent celebrity pairings: Angelina chose Brad (Excellent work!), Demi chose Ashton (Silly Cute), Halle chose Gabriel (Gorgeous hunk-o-man) and Yours Truly chose Vin, Dwayne, Gerard B.(My other husband), Shemar Moore's big brother, Kevin and...If I failed to mention someone - see me on the next edition of this blog ;)

Let The Trouncing Begin
Quite frankly, I do not spend time viewing the Bachelor (As eluded earlier).

Although this particular Bach is from my home town of Seattle, I find the programs to be rife with misogynistic situations. 50 women vying over an average looking, borderline laughable(With the exception of few mentioned in previous post), fickle, single man whose only style of communication is in the form of a make-out session - not likely. The premise is beginning to wear thinner and thinner.

While on the subject of degradation, there is more than enough negative impetus directed at women in nearly EVERY prime-time major network show (Every crime show, every legal show, every cop show, every medical show; which all involve depiction of violence, victimization, desolation, desperation, sexualization, and oppression) - Need I say more...

As for daytime programming, it is absurdly dismissive and demeaning (I refer to as Happy Homemaker shows to maintain the appearance of powerlessness and dependency).

Last I recall, not 1980 where we sit at home cooking, baking and taking the kids to soccer practice all day waiting for our husbands(Et al) to arrive home - as these daytime shows would have you believe. Most of us (The aspiring with ambition) have independent, professional careers, lives, jobs and businesses. Where is the true challenge of intelligence and inspiration? Oprah, HELP!

The Bachelor Press Tour
Meanwhile, you can expect to see the newly formed Bachelor and bride-to-be on every major talking head show telling their story (Explain, explain, explaining) over the next week....Provided that the Bachelor does not change his mind, yet again.

Now, forget all that and let's go see Watchmen!

The 81st Annual Academy Awards

Hello!

Welcome back to another great week.

I have a number of things transpiring this week - we are working diligently on this side with a number of projects, pitch meetings, and what not. In addition to revising and up-dating our business structure - the intention is to streamline for operational effeciency and the entire process has been a good challenge.

It is similar to the thought, if you ever want to know how much junk you have, just try moving - many things come to light including things you never knew or had forgotten. Good fun.

On to the topic of today's conversation...The Oscars

The Big Show
Did you happen to view the Oscars on Sunday evening?

Well, I had the best of intentions to speak with you prior to the big show - however, I recanted at the last minute with the realization that everyone and their brother had an opinion, prediction, comment, and thoughts about who should win what...

Having said, I decided to wait until AFTER the show to comment - why spoil the fun? It was complete Oscar overload leading up to the show: TV, Radio, Internet, and even the local news (At least here in L.A.). Coverage was complete saturation.

I need to immediately disclaim that I have not seen the films that were nominated by members of the Academy. Strangely, I am never compelled to see the films that are always in contention. The Reader - No, The Wrestler - No, Milk - No, Frost/Nixon - No, Doubt - No,Revolutionary Road - Nope...You get the idea.

Further, I enjoy action films (Will Smith and I share this in common) of which I refer to as,"Mindless Benders". I appreciate all films when on HBO (Of course), however I am doubly selective about which films that I would actually block time in the schedule to view in a movie theater - NOT MANY.

Although this comment could be taken completely out of context: Politico, docu-dramas, and bio pics just are not my immediate choice when actually paying (Well I do not actually personally) to spend time watching in a theater setting. For these movies are best when viewed at home and/or more casual setting. In other words, who needs to pay to think about social unrest and injustice?For this type of tumult and strife can be attained completely free just by watching the nightly news.

And The Oscar Goes To...
This year was one of the toughest leading list of contenders - with a number of deserved talent.

There were a few dramatic moments and here is really where the possibility of a clear and decisive winner became blurred:

Kate Winslet vs. Meryl Streep/ Best Female Actor (Winslet the victor)

Sean Penn vs. Mickey Rourke/ Best Male Actor (Penn captured the win)

The entire Best Film category (Slum Dog Millionaire)

Now about Slum Dog Millionaire: First, I really like anything with "Millionaire" in the title, however I am unsure as to what "Slum Dog" means; Snoop Dogg - yes, Slum Lord -okay...Anyway, it is great to see a foreign, independent film, without big names win a number of awards. For this victory speaks volumes to the community.

Short and Sweet
Furthermore, although I did not view the entire telecast of the show (This morning), I completely missed the live dance off/ routine by gorgeous Hugh Jackman (YouTube will be my friend for the next few days) - not sure where I was or what I was doing during the number.

All around the show was an elegant presentation with a complimentary diversity of talent (Although my favorite still remains this year's Grammy Awards). Similar to many, I like things to move along briskly during these types of shows something to affect: Announce, present, thanks in this order and manner of pace and if I begin to wander (As in LEAVE), it's just not a good sign.

Now the Vanity Fair party had tons of good looking eye candy and celebrities - for that was the REAL event.

Next year should be equally as exciting and unless movies such as Watchmen, GI Joe, Fast & Furious are nominated - chances are the ceremony will be filled once again with films that I have not seen...

Cheers!

Welcome To Your 2009 Reality!

Hey Fans!

Happy New Year -

Just returning from the holiday break and there is a ton of 'stuff' to address.
I have thousands of emails (Not that I read any of them - who has time?!), voice messages, text messages, Twitters to catch up (I call them Tweets), Myspace friends, Blog postings, Skype calls, YouTube video updates, evites, meeting requests and whatever other form of communication we choose to use in this modern age of Social Media!

So, today let us get right down to business....

There are a number of new shows, which are apparently all debuting this week - Ha, welcome back! Here is what we have for your television viewing enjoyment (Pithy commentary included from Yours Truly):

• Countdown to the Crown (TLC) -- Season Underway --
  I like the idea of this show, and in fact had a similar idea about 2 years prior. However, I just cannot determine why I am largely not interested.
  
  
• Confessions of a Teen Idol (Vh1) -- Season Underway --
  I had seen the debut episode of this show. Really, I only recognized 2 out of the what 6 former Teen Idols? Eric Nies from the Grind (MTV) and Jamie Walters from 90210. My initial thought was positive - Vh1 has stepped up and debuted a show that is worthy of the time spent.
  
  
• Superstars of Dance (NBC) -- Season Underway--
  Well, I am a little 'Danced Out' at the moment. Let me know if you catch this show.
  
  
• The Bachelor 13 (ABC) January 5
  Oh, here we are setting ourselves up for failure again - will this be the season where the 'Love' is actually meaningful and lasting? Hopefuls unite!
  
  
• True Beauty (ABC) January 5
  Tyra, is that you again?
  
  
• The Biggest Loser 6 (NBC) January 6
  Have you seen Celebrity Fit Club? It would be a blast to merge the two shows together, "The Biggest Loser Celebrity Fit Club" - I am just full of ideas (-?).
  
  
• Homeland Security USA (ABC) January 6
  Yeah, sounds political. Let me guess, more inconvenience and missed flights over a tube of toothpaste at the airport?!
  
  
• 13: Fear is Real (The CW) January 7
  Fine, a Horror Reality Show...Fear Factor meets Saw meets Blair Witch Project - is that not what most so called "Horror" movies marketed to young adults consist of?
  
  
• The Real World Brooklyn (MTV) January 7
  I like RW, but all of the episodes are beginning to become predictable with the same predictable casting of the same predictable characters.
  
  
• The Exterminators (A&E) January 7
  Got Pests? Do they have to be bugs, snakes or rats?
  

Let The TV Show War Begin
Amazingly, you will notice there is more than one show debuting on the same night - nothing like a game of competition between the networks.

The winter season is truly one of the most important times for viewership and audience metrics, as this season largely determines the pace of the entire year. Get ready for Fox to join fray with the return of American Idol, later this month. Should be good fun.

Alright, I have said more than enough...Let me know which shows you decide to watch and we will discuss later. Happy viewing!

Your Winter 2008 - 2009 TV Schedule

Hi Friends!

Well, first thank you for your responses to my last Blog concerning last week's big debut of The Secret Millionaire (Which really could be you some day), happy to have provided you with some inspiration and glimmer of the possibilities, 'For every cloud, there is silver lining', Babe.

I bring more good news...During our last visit I made mention of my review of the new schedule - looks pretty good thus far, and we have a plethora of new and returning entertainment for your viewing pleasure.

It has been said on previous occasion, Networks love it when I talk about their shows and I love to talk about them...Apparently, I have been lavished as "Voice of Influence" -Ah, well I am certainly no Oprah (Yet, that is...), but I certainly appreciate the intention of the sentiment.

So having said, today's topic is dedicated to your refrigerator list for the remainder of 2008 through the first of 2009.

Ready? Let's begin:

• Intervention (A&E) December 15
• Momma’s Boys (NBC) December 16
• Bromance (MTV) December 29
• The City (MTV) December 29
  
  The 2009 Rundown
  
• Countdown to the Crown (TLC) January 2
  
• Superstar Dancers of the World (NBC) January 4
• The Bachelor 13 (ABC) January 5
• True Beauty (ABC) January 5
• The Biggest Loser 6 (NBC) January 6
• Homeland Security USA (ABC) January 6
  
• 13: Fear is Real (The CW) January 7
• The Real World Brooklyn (MTV) January 7
  
• The Exterminators (A&E) January 7
• American Idol 8 (Fox) January 13
• Hell’s Kitchen 5 (Fox) January 29
• Jockeys (Animal Planet) February 6
• Wingman (Fine Living) February 10
• Survivor 18 (CBS) February 12
• The Amazing Race 14 (CBS) February 15
• High School Reunion 5 (TV Land) February 18
• Celebrity Apprentice 2 (NBC) March 1
  
• Dancing with the Stars 8 (ABC) March 9
  

On the Slate, but not scheduled:

• Project Runway (Lifetime) January 2009
• Gone Country 3 (CMT) January 2009
• Running in Heels (Style) March 2009
• Confessions of a Teen Idol (Vh1)
• The Cougar (TV Land)
• Creature (Animal Planet)
• Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen)
  
• Ghost Hunters (Sci Fi)
• How’d You Get So Rich? (TV Land)
  
• Jingles (CBS)
• Untitled Larry Birkhead series (E!)
• Make Me a Supermodel 2 (Bravo)
  
• Make My Day (TV Land)
• The Phone (MTV)
  

Of course, the list continues with a number of additional items that have not yet been scheduled, such as Shark Taggers (NBC), Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC) and the uncertain, but long awaited When Women Rule The World (Fox).

However for our time today, I think we have more than enough to keep us watching (At least for the next 3 or 4 months) and you can be assured that we will have much conversation over the next few weeks - we will never be remiss in not having anything to discuss. Talk soon!

The 2008 Presidential Election: TV Politics

My Fellow Citizens!

Well, we are on the verge of another week and on the eve of one of the most important events in U.S. history, the Presidential Election.

Tuesday Night Television
Tomorrow evening, you can expect live, uninterrupted election coverage across network television (ABC, CBS, NBC) throughout the day and well into the Prime Time schedule Tuesday evening. As well, you can expect coverage on Cable News Network (CNN), Fox News, CNBC, MSNBC, and TV One.

It is expected that tomorrow night will have a record TV viewing audience and ratings; highest of the season for the networks and the highest within the last two decades of political coverage.

Record Ratings for History?
I am not a ratings speculator (My, that would be a useful skill), however all of this anticipation sounds more like ratings GOLD for the networks and you can be sure there will also be prime advertisers.

This is an optimal condition, broadcasters supply the ratings, via you the viewing audience, and advertisers supply the dollars to be seen during the program - it is guaranteed audience reach.

More importantly, this election is largely historic on a number of levels as we will have either the first Black American President or the first female Vice President in office (Although, I did wish that Hillary was the V.P. equivalent on the other side for a possible favorable combination). With my suggested, we could have two historic moments covered in a single sweep.

So, what if you are not into watching the political coverage?
You can always rely on the non-news cable networks for regular programming, should you not wish to view continuous coverage. The highlight/recap in the morning papers and news sources should be more than adequate for non-political viewing participants. Or, you could also rely on HBO.

Either way, we should have a good show...

No Problems - Only Solutions!
Quite frankly, I am looking forward to the end of all of this political rhetoric so that we may return to focus. Perhaps I am somewhat unimpressed with hyperbole - for you see, it all comes down to results.

Grand standing, appearances on Saturday Night Live, and face time on every conceivable Talk Show simply do not leave one with a clear understanding of qualification or convincing ability to achieve results. We have yet to hear actual, real and quantifiable solutions. I want answers, not entertainment - wait, that's my job!

I continue to hear, "It's time for Change", to which I reply,"Yeah, that sounds really good. What did you have in mind?" however never really hear exact details of said proposed "Change".

Having said, I do like and appreciate the intention of the possible. However really, change could mean a number of things and could honestly sway for the better or worse, depending on the circumstance. I would strongly suggest that the 'Admin' find a way to define and articulate conditions of said "Change" as soon as possible.

On the other side, there does not seem to be much talk about "Change" or really anything of relevance except shout out to 'Joe the Plumber' and an unknown group of 5th graders...

Ah, maybe my common sense getting the best of me...Anyway, may the best, and most qualified candidate win (Despite history).

Welcome Back V - Your Rodents Are Ready!

O' Happy Day!

Settle in quick, for I bring good news and what a way to end another GREAT week.

Forget all of that chatter on the Political front, I mean really what difference does it make? Let us talk of more entertaining ventures...Television.

So, today I had planned to discuss Project Runway (As promised since last June) and we will cover the latest in this on-going Titanic battle later this week.

Now then, I was informed of some news this weekend that one of my long awaited wish list items is finally back on the table at ABC.

Ladies & Gentleman, please welcome the return of V!

V (Short for "The Visitors") was a popular mid-80's Prime time network Sci-fi drama, written and produced by Kenneth Johnson (Bionic Woman, The Incredible Hulk, and Alien Nation), in which aliens (Disguised as everyday humans) would attempt tirelessly to invade, own, control and operate earth....You get the idea.

While on the surface, the aliens appeared attractive, friendly, helpful and cooperative with human circumstances while integrating into human jobs and relationships. Ah, but as the series progressed, it was revealed to viewers that the aliens had another diabolic reason for integration and had voracious appetites for rodents. Alas, the plot emerges.

No Lovable E.T.
Despite the concerns of my parents, I recall watching the show when I was just a kid. Admittedly, I was moderately frightened with the whole 'Hostile Alien' concept of stripping the earth of all possible natural resources, and using humans as a food source for a monstrous ambition. Really, I was too young to watch this show and could not sleep after viewing.

Further, I had just seen E.T. and had not been previously exposed to thought of malevolent alien agenda (No, I had not seen the grotesquely horrible Alien movies until I was much older).

Apparently, I was not alone as a reported 65 Million viewers tuned in to the hour long show each week to watch the hamster loving alien leader Diana (Played by Jane Badler) consume everyone and everything within her reptilian path.

And The Resistance Begins.
Just when you thought all possible hope was lost and forevermore a perilous menacing regime by a power beauty (Brings a smile to my face)...A hack underground resistance movement begins to save the people and the planet by one attractive loner who happens to discover the heinous conspiracy. Infernal plot foiled again by hapless goober...

As many have speculated, the original V Miniseries, paved the way for one season of a V series, and was ahead of its time in terms of scope and budget, which ultimately led to the cancellation of the series in late 1985.

It's not easy being green, scaly and foreign...The new ABC re-make of V (I mean, 'Re-imagining') will be helmed by Scott Peters (The 4400) and will be set in the same, however the story will be a female Homeland Security agent who is dealing with her son's affections for the scaly.

Quite frankly, I have a number of thoughts: First, I readily disclaim that we have not run out of ideas that another remake is needed, nor have we lost creativity.

Having said, I am not convinced that ABC is the best venue for this series. Yes, the effort is appreciated. However, Prime Time network shows need to generate and sustain massive viewership to justify the continued airing of a program. Competition, budgets, and viewers.

The concern is whether or not a mainstream network will be able to make long term commitment and still manage to profit from remade material. Regrettably, a number of remade shows (Bionic Woman, Knight Rider, BH 90210) have proven less than successful - my intention is not to be dramatic, but rather to provide reminder of the obvious.

However, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, American Idol/Pop Idol, Moment of Truth and a number of remade shows and new shows such as Lost, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, and Grey's are hugely successful (The last 4 being hits on ABC).

Intriguing Terrestrial Conflict or Bionic Failure?
I am moderate (Remember what happened with Bionic Woman - No Bigfoot and Fembots!). For this updated version, I would strongly suggest focusing the initial storylines on the arrival and integration of the aliens into human life. Let's see the beginning of the unfolding devious alien architecture in a two-part miniseries.

As a Board member of the Cool Girl Geek/Tech Genius/Sci-fi club - it could be rather exciting to see new technological upgrades (Diana eating a rodent whole back then was hugely jarring and today the same would look amazing if done properly!).

My final point is that the original story really was an incredible premise and does not need too much over 'Re-imagining' - I will be watching and awaiting 'The Final Battle'....



*The images above from "V" The Final Battle are the provided by Warner Home Video.