During this second edition of "Open Letter", we decide to chime-in on the Oprah Winfrey unauthorized 'Self touted failed attempt at a tell-all' biography recently penned by Kitty Kelley.
Although Oprah has not officially released a statement, nor have we requested comment from her people, we have decided to issue a brief statement on the behalf of Ms. Winfrey, as follows:
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(As written from the desk of Oprah to author Kitty Kelley in the Oprah grand announcement voice often used during her show - "Look under your seat people, because you are all getting one!")
Dear Ms. Kelley,
Sooo, what?
I'm Rich, B--ch!
The next time you decide to write an unauthorized tell-all book about the Oprah, tell ME something that even I don't already know.
Incidentally, I'm Oprah, B--ch!
Kisses,
Oprah
Oprah Winfrey
Owner of OWN
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