The Kid's Choice

Nickelodeon's 23rd Annual Kid’s Choice Awards (KCAs) took place at UCLA last week

Although, Favorite Movie Actress Sandra Bullock was 'busy dealing with scumbag matters', the two "Taylors" were definitely in the house, and well that’s all that really mattered to this group.

Nick handed out 19 orange blimps and a few trademark buckets o' slime during the 23rd annual awards ceremony (Katie Perry's slime fest was hilarious!).

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift each took home two of the coveted prizes. Lautner (along with Kristen Stewart) took home the Cutest Couple Award, along with the prize for Favorite Movie Actor.

Gotta' Love the kids...

Not So Fly - Fly Girls

The CW Network Debuts Virgin America Branded Entertainment Vehicle called Fly Girls.

The "show" is The CW’s newest reality show that follows five female flight attendants who also happen to be roommates at “the crash pad” in Los Angeles working and living together.

First, this mindless bender (Better known as a 44 minute ad for Virgin America - guess minority share owner Branson's Reality Apprentice knock-off (The Rebel Billionaire) did not work, so time to try a different approach that might make us (As in Virgin America) look hip) is not to be confused with the PBS historical feature, American Experience: Fly Girls, nor the classic Fly Girls dance group once featured on the 90's hit show, In Living Color.

Ha, but the show does have something in common with the before mentioned as it also appears to be a familiar Blast from The Past (As in tired), filled with throw back cliche even right down to the 90's moniker title "Fly" (Seriously, who in modern society uses the word 'Fly' in conversation anymore?!).

Critics and views have already lambasted the show stating that it is chock full of the stereotypical characters (The Schemer, The Mature, The Sassy, The Cornfed, and the Airhead) doing stereotypical things in stereotypical situations. Straight out of the reality show characture playbook. We say, tired, tired, tired...Buh Bye.

Get Your Dancing Shoes On...

ABC officially announced this season’s cast for Dancing With The Stars. Here’s your Hot Mess:

Kate Gosselin: The Mom of eight is taking some heat, but Kate appears to be committed to balancing family and work (-?). She has even built a dance studio in her home so she can rehearse while the kids are at school - and, just enough time to film another installment of her reality show. Jake Pavelka: Right after choosing Vienna over Tenley (For this action will NEVER be understood), the latest 5 foot 7 “Mini-Bachelor” announced he will be on DWTS. Evan Lysacek:Fresh from win of the Gold at the Winter Olympics, he’ll still be putting all that training to good use on the big show. Work it! Erin Andrews: The ESPN star (Known more recently for being victimized by a scumbag with a camera - no, not the Paparazzi) is sure to get even more attention on the show. Nicole Scherzinger: Lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls should be formidable competition as she does this professionally (-?).

Olympic Sized Complaints

Many people tuned in over the last two weeks to watch the Olympics in Vancouver....But...

Coverage? What Coverage? If you were looking around to find live coverage of the Olympics, you would have noticed that many people were disgusted with NBC’s non-live coverage. Well, we noticed this little inconvenience two years prior when the Olympics were live from Bejing, China. Absolutely, ridiculously controlled and the coverage of the games were relegated to their network broadcast schedule. I was more than disgusted with the entire event and have since pledged to never waste time watching the Olympics. Olympic broadcast: FAIL.

Out with Old Leno and In With Old Leno....

Who? The return of Jay Leno to The Tonight Show (NBC) has been a largely unmentioned, but his list of guests will be rather topical "subjects".

Reportedly, Leno’s first two weeks will feature an impressive lineup as the network tries to revive the show and Leno’s image - It's been a bumpy ride...

The host will welcome former Alaska governor and Tina Fey look-a-like Sarah Palin (For a woman who despises Hollywood, she seems to be hanging around here a bit too much...), the cast of MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore (No Comment), outgoing American Idol grouch judge Simon Cowell and gold medal-winning Olympians Lindsey Vonn, Apolo Anton Ohno, and Shaun White.

Well, nothing like hanging out with popular people to boost one's popularity...

(Photo/ Courtesy of Associated Press)