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Cleopatra or Tomb Raider?


Late last week it was announced the new film Cleopatra is currently in development for Angelina Jolie. According to producer Scott Rudin the film is based on the biography: "Cleopatra: A Life".

Well, the good news is that the role of Cleopatra was already written according to history, so this effort is not within creative original thought, but a talented writer could frame a modern version.

Although Angelina was previously Tomb Raider Lara Croft, and super-agent Evelyn Salt soon to be released Salt, she was also previously Queen Olympias in the Oliver Stone's version of Alexander (2004).

Speaking of Tomb Raider
We have been informed that socialite Kim Kardashian is in being considered for the film's lead character Lara Croft (Of course, this could be a convenient non-story).

Having said, we like Kim K just fine....

Moreover, we would like to imagine her in the role (Definitely better than Megan Fox), BUT everything is just too much with Kim (Makeup, hair, derriere, cleavage, media coverage, sex tapes, too much information, etc). It's a desperate condition that we have repeatedly witnessed called the, "Look at me, Look at me" syndrome.

After all of her browbeating constant selling of her "Carefully manufactured over-sexualized shtick" it's difficult to imagine Kardashian in a serious role. Alright, let's try a different choice for the role.