Open Letter: Sandra Bullock

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We have created a new strip here on StJohnDaily.com called, "Open Letter: Insert Name Here" . We hope you enjoy the rantings series and look forward to your feedback.

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Dear Sandra Bullock,

First, it is quite rare that we actually write about Celebrities (Unless it's somehow related to Television and/or Film), but in light of recent events, we felt compelled to blog this Open Letter to you.

We realize that you are busy with other matters and considering that you are the current, "America's Sweetheart" - which strangely appears to be common yore for every female film actress (Once title of Julia Roberts, Renee Zellweger, Gwyneth Paltrow, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Reese Witherspoon), who produces real "Chops" in a role. Strangely, male actors are never given names such as "America's Sweetheart". Ah, we're beginning to babble...

Anyway, the point that we are desperately hoping to make (If it could be considered one) is that we have been baffled and perplexed from the beginning as to "Why" - no, really. Why? As Don Trump once publicly said, he could never understand what you ever saw - We agree, but love is a 'funny' unpredictable thing that makes us do 'funny' unpredictable things.

Alright, once you have taken out the 'Trash' - we wish for you to think of happier times - you know, like the ones in your movies. Having said, we know that movies are not real (Of course), but in our version of reality, we always imagined you with the following leading men (All Co-Stars at one point):

1. Keanu Reeves (Not only Val's favorite, but we feel he is perfect for you).
2. Ryan Reynolds (Well, this list was compiled PRIOR to his marriage to Scarlett Johansson).
3. Benjamin Bratt (Good looking, again, before he was married).
4. Hugh Grant (Last checked, he is STILL available - minus hookers, oops 'Dates').
5. Ben Affleck (Before the obvious).

Our best 2-cents: Spend an afternoon watching your movies (Don't feel funny about it, our buddy Tom Cruise spends much of his time watching his movies, as well...We've been told).

So, in conclusion we agree, there is currently a ridiculously dire shortage of Good Looking, Single, [Straight], Secure, Mature men over the age of 30 in this town (Indeed a wicked conspiracy)...But, keep looking up because in a few weeks, the Tabs will feature you on the cover dating a new young hottie (Whom you don't even know, nor perhaps maybe might not even have met)...So, if you ask us that's not a bad way to rebound. You Go Girl!
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