Looks Like Somebody Wants A Reality Show...

The Alaskan Drama That Will Not Freeze Over...

Well, it appears as if borderline disgraced ex-governor Hollywood star wannabe Sarah Palin's ex son in law, daughter baby daddy (We're exhausted just from the lead-in), Levi Johnston is shopping his own version of reality around town.

Johnston's move is in light of recent sale of Sarah Palin's new reality show (Discovery/TLC). Although the purpose of the show remains unclear - Something about Bromances up north?

I have a few better ideas 1) ALASKA: Drama On The Ice Tundra (A show worthy of Discovery, Palin/Johnston Et al not required, narrated by Morgan Freeman). 2) KODIAK: The new version of the long running 80's Prime-Time Soap, Dallas (Starring Palin as Political Matriarch and Johnston as the conniving son in-law). 3) Politics of Love: A new version Reality Dating show that features Johnston and a bevy of beauties vying for his affection while completing tasks in wilds of Alaska (Think The Apprentice meets Survivor, The Amazing Race, The Bachelor, Joe Millionaire and Rock of Love all in the same show)...

Yeah, not so much...(Photo/ Associated Press)