Everything is Coming Up Rosie

I am sure that you have heard the news that Rosie's leavin' The View. Judging by your comments and emails, this is a subject that you presumably care about, so I will too...

"I did not have anything to do with Rosie's negotiations"
Said View boss Barbara Walters...And she didn't and neither did I, maybe that's why Rosie's leaving the show. However, rather than speculate over what may have happened, been said or not said, done or not done, I think we should focus on the positive aspects of Rosie's new career possibilities. Options are ALWAYS a good thing.

So Rosie O, rather than retire or simply drift off into oblivion, here are some great(?) suggestions I thought up for you, just this afternoon:

1. Become a pitch person for a new American Express card - "The Rosie", of course. What makes this card special is that everytime someone is offended by something you have said, 5 cents is credited to their account; Like this idea? Wait I have others...

2. Accept a starring role on Vh1's the Surreal Life - because it's just been that kind of year for you...

3. Produce your own version of Ralph Edwards/Stu Billet's 'The People's Court' - Who needs Judge Judy when we could have "Judge Rosie O". Courtroom shows will never be the same.

4. While on the subject, remember the show "Truth or Consequences"? - we could create a new updated version of the show with you as our beloved host (Get in touch with my people).

5. Take over NBC's Tonight Show - Jay Leno is retiring and it would be great to see a woman hosting a late night network talk show. You would CERTAINLY give Dave a run for his money.

6. Make like Angelina Jolie and become a "Goodwill Ambassador" - Of course, you would have to play nice with the other countries, but we could work something out.

7. Sign a multi-million dollar contract to be Co-host of The Apprentice - Forget George, Caroline, Ivanka and Don Jr., everybody is thinking of this idea and maybe you should to...

For that special twist, YOU COULD FIRE DONALD TRUMP - think about the ratings blow-out we could have! Then, we could take the show on the road to the White House where you can fire everybody on national TV. Oh, I'm on a roll now.

Wonderful it's all settled, I'll call Mark Burnett in the morning.